Me in my MADNESS
peaceloveexistence:

spoopyspocko:

bloodorangeisthenewblack:

where do i sign up?


prostitution
this is called prostitution.

If those were the going rates I’d totally be a whore

peaceloveexistence:

spoopyspocko:

bloodorangeisthenewblack:

where do i sign up?

prostitution

this is called prostitution.

If those were the going rates I’d totally be a whore

thisismydivision:

sertywin:

my-patronus-is-obamas-face:

midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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I wish I had siblings

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so would bruce wayne

YOU’RE GROUNDED

crumbled-paper-hearts:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

Tom Hiddleston holding Chris Hemsworth’s baby.
Tom with a baby
TOM wiTh a bA by

HERE TUMBLR HAVE THIS

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lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

fortheloveofotps:

unfollovving:

princecutie:

unfollovving:

We think cats are adorable no matter how skinny or fat they are, so why do we treat humans any different.

I hate all cats

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YOU APOLOGIZE TO THE SAD CATS RIGHT NOW MISTER

miss-delusional:

iA M CRYING

miss-delusional:

iA M CRYING

bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

marvelobsessions:

remember when the avengers was new?

remember how exciting it was to finally have some of our favorite superheros interacting in one movie?

remember getting chills during this scene?

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remember feeling like a superhero when the screen went black and the credit music came on?

Please never forget how special The Avengers is. 

hetaliagirl104:

swagito-komaeda:

i did it. i finally defined tumblr dot com

This needs more notes.

hetaliagirl104:

swagito-komaeda:

i did it. i finally defined tumblr dot com

This needs more notes.

foreverwholocked:

americaninthedeerstalker:

thetardis:

largerthanlifeus:

consultingskeletontribute:

somesortof-death-frisbee:

imyouraziraphale:

One

two

three

four

I declare

a time war. 

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 #five 

#six 

#seven 

#eight 

#daleks scream 

#EXTER-MIN-ATE

Nine,

Ten,

Eleven,

Twelve.

The Doctor died,

and Silence Fell

Twelve,

Eleven,

Ten,

Nine. 

Here he goes,

back in time.

Eight,

Seven,

Six,

Five

Saving 

Everybody’s lives

Four,

Three,

Two,

One

Grab her hand

And whisper “Run.”

IT’S BACK

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

djinnanddragons:

geniusalias:

When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:

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That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

fallingloki:

fallingloki:

those ‘heil hydra’ jokes are going to become the next doge meme arent they

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moonyliuk98:

Oh Yes👊

moonyliuk98:

Oh Yes👊