where do i sign up?
this is called prostitution.
If those were the going rates I’d totally be a whore
Me and my sibling can go from
in like three seconds
on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship
I wish I had siblings
so would bruce wayne
Tom Hiddleston holding Chris Hemsworth’s baby.
Tom with a baby
TOM wiTh a bA by
HERE TUMBLR HAVE THIS
very fucking punny you shits
with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.
We think cats are adorable no matter how skinny or fat they are, so why do we treat humans any different.
I hate all cats
YOU APOLOGIZE TO THE SAD CATS RIGHT NOW MISTER
iA M CRYING
That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff.
It’s a spider thing
It’s a spider thing
Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.
Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.
So yes, this whole equality thing is great.
This post is brilliant.
also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL
Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years
remember when the avengers was new?
remember how exciting it was to finally have some of our favorite superheros interacting in one movie?
remember getting chills during this scene?
remember feeling like a superhero when the screen went black and the credit music came on?
Please never forget how special The Avengers is.
AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY
When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:
That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.
those ‘heil hydra’ jokes are going to become the next doge meme arent they